SCOTTSO Cues-Up Bold Spins

Retro SCOTTSO's Things From Indie.

 

KLW the KILLERWATT · Things From Indie (RS #38)

Things From Indie features a curated set of independent artists presented by The Professor himself, Retro SCOTTSO. Got an indie band? Want a feature-shot on future TFI broadcasts? Then please note: Fats accepts all major crypto currencies as well as cash slipped inside the jacket of your latest LP. Start by contacting Retro SCOTTSO here.

Check out the complete Retro SCOTTSO program this edition of Things From Indie was excerpted from.

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#ChelseaWolfe #Eisenhand #RoxanneFontana #Jamcase

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Everybody Comes to SCOTTSO's

Popular record slinger and proprietor of SCOTTSO's, Retro SCOTTSO tends to your every need.

KLW the KILLERWATT · Retro SCOTTSO #38

The dead man, the myth, the legend -- Retro SCOTTSO. The "PROFESSOR." His is the only radio program ever accredited by the National Organization of Schools of Music, providing graduate level equivalency credits in the field of musicology. Listeners, by merely listening, have earned top grades in: Touring 101 (learn the skills every musician and music industry professional needs to build a successful touring career from their first gigs to headlining stadium dates enduring endless hookey dookie;) Music Venue Management (learn what it takes to launch and run a successful live music venue, exploring the inner-workings of establishing and running nightly shows in a smoky music club filled with desperate, drunk expats. Most importantly, learn how to keep the bar well-stocked, as per the Professor;) and many others! 

Plus an all new Things From Indie. Click to start learning!

Send requests in the comments below. Indie bands should contact Retro SCOTTSO here.

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#SamanthaFish #Gyasi #TheSmithereens #BillyIdol #JoanJett

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Psychedelic Are Saturday Nights

KILLERWATT's Texas Starchild, NOEL at the Controls.

KLW the KILLERWATT · NOEL at the Controls #32

No, not all psychedelic. You know NOEL ... cool, tasty tracks, in general. That's why thirteen Peabody Awards grace the lobby of our historic transmitter building on Signal Hill, Brooklyn. Sure, nobody visits to see them. After all, we're located on a tiny island right in the middle of the widest part of the most polluted waterway in history, the Gowanus Canal, an EPA Superfund site. But those Peabody's are there!

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#AllmenJoy #Clash #PublicEnemy #WorldFamousBlueJays

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Logical Progression Evolves

Brian Lindgren brings his axe and the long awaited return of Logical Progression to Signal Hill.

KLW the KILLERWATT · Logical Progression #3

DJ Brian Lindgren returns from a stint at KLW's radio luthier ... a tweak here, a tune up there. And KERRANG! No more crackle-jack! Fret-buzz? History! Better yet, your host Brian Lindgren wields KILLERWATT's microphone like he slings his 1955 Les Paul.

KLW CEO Harold Rashmusher Jr. approves. Hear the transmogrification of Logical Progression. Click the player.

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#TRex #BusterPoindexter #CheapTrick #CollectiveSoul

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TFI Not TMI

KLW the KILLERWATT · Things From Indie (RS #37)

Too Much Indie? NEVER! 

Things From Indie features a curated set of independent artists presented by The Professor himself, Retro SCOTTSO. Got an indie band? Want a feature-shot on future TFI broadcasts? Then please note: Fats accepts all major crypto currencies as well as cash slipped inside the jacket of your latest LP. Start by contacting Retro SCOTTSO here.

Check out the complete Retro SCOTTSO program this edition of Things From Indie was excerpted from.

Interested in joining KLW's cracked team of radio fanatics? Info here.

#Kittenhead #Knuklbonz #PantherStyle #LeroyWinn

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SCOTTSO Returns Deader Than Ever

Retro SCOTTSO, back at his old haunt, the KILLERWATT.

KLW the KILLERWATT · Retro SCOTTSO #37

He's been MIA nine months. But Retro SCOTTSO didn't bug out on his air-tight KILLERWATT contract. In fact, his attorneys point to several clauses allowing "retreats in the interest of musical edification" for the long deceased legendary disc jockey. When Retro SCOTTSO missed his first full week of airshifts back in June of '24, the legal team at Conflamed Media Global* (CMG) frantically convened high atop the Gulf and Western Building, HQ in Manhattan. There, hand-wringing suits contrived legal remedies less of precedent, but more of injudicious fancy. They prattled and quivered, a few feigned confidence, but everybody knew Brooklyn's premiere Dead-Jay had 'em by the balls. Fill-in DJ Cornelius "Cornbread" Morehead rejoiced, and sought to pen his own statutory employment safety net. Ratings suffered. KLW long time sponsor Easy Cheese slid up the dial to where the audience congealed. Panic on Signal Hill! But one cool head prevailed. CMG CEO Harold Rashmusher Jr. chastised the honking gaggle of shysters: "He'll be back to save us, he's a mensch, he's mishpokhe to me that dead meshuggeneh. I'll hear no more of suits and counter-suits!" He brought his palm forward gesturing "stop." "Now," he continued, "let's get a shvitz!" True to his contract, the Professor re emerges from sabbatical, fresher than ever ... deader than ever. And ready to rock.

Send requests in the comments below. Indie bands should contact Retro SCOTTSO here.

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*Conflamed Media Global (CMG), parent company of the KILLERWATT. 

#StVincent #DavidJohansen #KingCrimson #LouReed #Limblifter

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NOEL Roars to the Air

NOEL at the Controls singing "1970" with Dinosaur Jr. at the Sound, Del Mar, CA; Karl Denson on sax.

KLW the KILLERWATT · NOEL at the Controls #31

NOEL's back at Signal Hill bringing all the right brunch action to Brooklyn's biggest station, the KILLERWATT. But this late morning, let's take Anthony Bourdain's advice. Stay home and make your own damn Irish breakfast ... forget brunch on the outside: A "horrible, cynical way of unloading leftovers and charging three times as much as you ordinarily charge for breakfast," said Bourdain.

So heat up your pan, brew coffee, pour drinks, crank up the KILLERWATT and hear real radio ... we all set here?

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#TheThirdPower #KennyAndTheKasuals #Brainbox #AliceCooper

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