Sunday, April 20, 2025

Logical Progression Evolves

Brian Lindgren brings his axe and the long awaited return of Logical Progression to Signal Hill.

DJ Brian Lindgren returns from a stint at KLW's radio luthier ... a tweak here, a tune up there. And KERRANG! No more crackle-jack! Fret-buzz? History! Better yet, your host Brian Lindgren wields KILLERWATT's microphone like he slings his 1955 Les Paul.

KLW CEO Harold Rashmusher Jr. approves. Hear the transmogrification of Logical Progression. Click the player.

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#TRex #BusterPoindexter #CheapTrick #CollectiveSoul

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Wednesday, March 5, 2025

TFI Not TMI

Too Much Indie? NEVER! 

Things From Indie features a curated set of independent artists presented by The Professor himself, Retro SCOTTSO. Got an indie band? Want a feature-shot on future TFI broadcasts? Then please note: Fats accepts all major crypto currencies as well as cash slipped inside the jacket of your latest LP. Start by contacting Retro SCOTTSO here.

Check out the complete Retro SCOTTSO program this edition of Things From Indie was excerpted from.

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#Kittenhead #Knuklbonz #PantherStyle #LeroyWinn

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Friday, February 28, 2025

SCOTTSO Returns Deader Than Ever

Retro SCOTTSO, back at his old haunt, the KILLERWATT.

He's been MIA nine months. But Retro SCOTTSO didn't bug out on his air-tight KILLERWATT contract. In fact, his attorneys point to several clauses allowing "retreats in the interest of musical edification" for the long deceased legendary disc jockey. When Retro SCOTTSO missed his first full week of airshifts back in June of '24, the legal team at Conflamed Media Global* (CMG) frantically convened high atop the Gulf and Western Building, HQ in Manhattan. There, hand-wringing suits contrived legal remedies less of precedent, but more of injudicious fancy. They prattled and quivered, a few feigned confidence, but everybody knew Brooklyn's premiere Dead-Jay had 'em by the balls. Fill-in DJ Cornelius "Cornbread" Morehead rejoiced, and sought to pen his own statutory employment safety net. Ratings suffered. KLW long time sponsor Easy Cheese slid up the dial to where the audience congealed. Panic on Signal Hill! But one cool head prevailed. CMG CEO Harold Rashmusher Jr. chastised the honking gaggle of shysters: "He'll be back to save us, he's a mensch, he's mishpokhe to me that dead meshuggeneh. I'll hear no more of suits and counter-suits!" He brought his palm forward gesturing "stop." "Now," he continued, "let's get a shvitz!" True to his contract, the Professor re emerges from sabbatical, fresher than ever ... deader than ever. And ready to rock.

Send requests in the comments below. Indie bands should contact Retro SCOTTSO here.

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*Conflamed Media Global (CMG), parent company of the KILLERWATT. 

#StVincent #DavidJohansen #KingCrimson #LouReed #Limblifter

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Saturday, February 8, 2025

NOEL Roars to the Air

NOEL at the Controls singing "1970" with Dinosaur Jr. at the Sound, Del Mar, CA; Karl Denson on sax.

NOEL's back at Signal Hill bringing all the right brunch action to Brooklyn's biggest station, the KILLERWATT. But this late morning, let's take Anthony Bourdain's advice. Stay home and make your own damn Irish breakfast ... forget brunch on the outside: A "horrible, cynical way of unloading leftovers and charging three times as much as you ordinarily charge for breakfast," said Bourdain.

So heat up your pan, brew coffee, pour drinks, crank up the KILLERWATT and hear real radio ... we all set here?

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#TheThirdPower #KennyAndTheKasuals #Brainbox #AliceCooper

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Saturday, January 25, 2025

CYCLONE Hand Delivers Spicy Sound

Vin CYCLONE ponders Kim's "prestigious, plainly visible and prominent features" outside of KLW underwriter, Mos Burger.

KILLERWATT Program Director and part time DJ of the wee, small hours is back. CYCLONE brings-in a bag of Mos Burgers, a crate of records, then sets about slathering the entire control room with special Mos-meat sauce, fresh tangy tomato salsa and spicy sounds. Grab a Hokkaido Cheese Brunch Burger and crank it. Skip the mocktail.

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#TonyPowers #Strafe #beabadoobee #Rockets #Dominatrix #TheBlackbyrds

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