Thursday, September 10, 2020

The POWER HOUR Blasts Fully Blown

Vin CYCLONE heads for the broadcast microphonium

The POWER HOUR, KLW's overnight cavalcade of subliminal messages, comes with a guarantee: Your head will explode. Expect a sonic wedgie, too. What, more? You also get Vin CYCLONE's uncle's band, Cold Warrior phones-in from the Bronx, The Tokyo Triple, and stories of debauchery while clamoring through old New York night clubs.

We have more big news: Our resident announcer Bobby Roberto is at the mic in full-effect. We dig. Photo forthcoming.

For your discerning ear-sockets: A brand new aircheck of the first full length POWER HOUR, pulled from the ionosphere between the hours of 1-3AM, Nippon time. You're flyin' the overnight with Vin CYCLONE. 

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Tuesday, August 4, 2020

Tokyo Triple Ichiban Plus Bonus


Tokyo Triple ichiban has surfaced ominously like Gojira from Tokyo Bay! Here it is, spliced out from Vin CYCLONE's POWER HOUR while the heart's still beating -- using tamahagane razor blades, presented on a cypress sushi board for your consumption, of course. Hai! Dozo!

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The groups in order of appearance:
Tendouji
Indigo La End
Capsule

Bonus: Lucy,Too

Tuesday, June 30, 2020

So That's How the Sausage Is Made

Gulf & Western Bldg., Conflamed-Media Global's HQ, where the KILLERWATT was born.
Inset: Rashmusher greets his magnificent night jockey.


Meet Mr. Rashmusher, CEO of Conflamed-Media Global -- a radio station megalopoly, parent company of the KILLERWATT. This morning at precisely 9AM, night-time radio-jockey Vin CYCLONE enters that singular top floor corner office pitching a new feature, the TOKYO TRIPLE. "Three or more Japanese platters I partake...," CYCLONE may get no further. Mr. Rashmusher has little time for complete sentences. Hopefully, Japanophiles will finally have their musical psycho-sexual obsession satisfied from a station worth getting all otaku about. Three or more Japanese tunes in a row! Will Mr. Rashmusher bite? And what about his prostate? KLW revival film reviewer -- and time traveler -- Mike Ford is Rashmusher...give a listen.

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Wednesday, May 20, 2020

KLW's Power Hour Punches Thru the Night

Cold War radio station WN2UXO's Morse signal blasting thru the night sky.

That's Vin CYCLONE circa early '70s, at a different radio station, pounding out Morse and saving America from the Russian Woodpecker. CYCLONE's currently working on a new radio obsession, KLW the KILLERWATT. And best believe, ears everywhere will be saved from today's existential menace, "fake-radio." Spotify, Pandora, Apple Music and iHeart; among others. Here's a sneak preview. A very late-night aircheck of “Vin CYCLONE's Power Hour,” intercepted just after it bounced off the ionosphere:


A great voice and man, John "Johnzo" Blevins

We're still boosting the KILLERWATT's power, trimming antennas, testing tubes and staffing the station. So we're not public yet. We were set back emotionally and also in terms of timeline when KLW's resident announcer and good friend John “Johnzo” Blevins passed away. He signed-on to do all the station ID and branding voice elements. Very important for the sound of the station.

Pressing on, CYCLONE broadcasts from his custom-built penthouse radio control room,  high atop Tokyo's Mori Tower. Alone in the rarefied air, looking across the city toward Skytree tower, he wonders if the KILLERWATT radio family can live up to Johnzo's excellence. "I press the cart machine's illuminated button to play a station ID, and it's strange to hear my own voice come back in the cans, substituted for big John's. I did what I could. Some I quite like, but there will never be a replacement for Johnzo," said CYCLONE. The streaming Soundcloud player above gets you a one hour aircheck of Power Hour, a two hour show. Consider it a test run. And don't take Vin CYCLONE's Power Hour as representative of KLW's total sound. It isn't. It's essential Vin CYCLONE...at 2 or 3 AM, smokin' and drinkin'. KLW's other radio jockeys will bring their own special stickiness. Play it loud on your HiFi while making cocktails this weekend.

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Friday, May 15, 2020

KLW's RadioWasted Roars From Rusty Fire Escape

KLW's Dave WASTED maintaining proper, civilized wine stem etiquette amid Corona distractions.
 
 
Be happy. Liquor stores are open. Delivery is guilt-free. Alcohol disinfects.
In our B-movie sci-fi flick existence, where mere bandanas protect against invisible killers from Andromeda, these comforts are crucial. But one thing was missing: KLW the KILLERWATT.

Thanks to KILLERWATT jockey Dave WASTED for making a sneak preview aircheck available. The lives of New Yorkers as well as all locked-up radio connoisseurs around the globe are suddenly more complete. Booze, cold food in delivery tins, Lysol and KLW. Have a good weekend. And hold it together!

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Wednesday, January 15, 2020

Old Incriminating Diner Tapes Uncovered

All things are planned in a diner. The good. The bad. The KILLERWATT.
"Cherokee Diner" is an audio typo. Need coffee.

Station build is ongoing.

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Saturday, December 7, 2019

Detriot Fired, Reykjavík Tees Rule

KLW jockey Dave WASTED sports crisp new KILLERWATT schmatta.
We gave Detroit its due. But motor city can't make a lacquer black Cadillac T-shirt no more. So KLW moved its Tee Shirt Operations to Reykjavík, Iceland, where rock still hibernates and the long, dark winter days are perfect for producing both Black Metal and black tees. Now available to you, the loyal KLW pre-listener, 60%-off for a limited time -- and a promise of earcandy, forthcoming.
60% off code: CYBERWKNDNOW

Best of all, you'll be supporting your future favorite radio station. KLW earns 13¢ on every sale!

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