Friday, March 5, 2021

Woman Oh Woman, You Can't Bury Scottso Alive

Woman III, by Willem de Kooning, 'cause the KILLERWATT's cultured.

This week, Retro SCOTTSO highlights music inspired by goddesses. The rocker's Muse, responsible for brilliant bar chords, many a vocal quaver, howls at the moon, blistering solos and lyrical regrets. Scottso plays woman, but not in a bad way. Enjoy the likes of Wolfmother, Anti-Nowhere League, Black Sabbath, The Cult, Gary Pucket and The Union Gap; and of course John Lennon and Yoko Ono.

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Friday, February 26, 2021

Rejoice Rockers, Noel's at the Controls

Noel performing live with J Mascis of Dinosaur Jr.

For decades, the KILLERWATT's newest disc jockey was at the helm mixing New York's best rock acts. He's toured the world making top bands sound big and beautiful in any venue. Now, Noel is at the controls of KLW's ancient vacuum tube radio mixing console, presenting astounding platters from essential artists like Sonic Rendezvous, Thin Lizzy, Jak Housden, The Who, The Groundhogs and even Steely Dan, to name a few. An auspicious debut. Noel at the Controls!

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Tuesday, February 16, 2021

Doesn't Your Dog Deserve to Get Wasted?

Weezy the Bat Pig guards the KILLERWATT's Signal Hill, Brooklyn transmitter site.

KLW's Radio WASTED features super-jockey Dave WASTED. And if that's not enough...tonight's program blasts the world premiere of Sonny Vincent's new project, The Limit. Get in line, pre-order your copy, and tell 'em KLW the KILLERWATT sent you.

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Of course that's not all.  Dave's got The Bobby Lees, Liquids, Melvins, Kung Pao, Ramones, Bad Brains, Dead Boys, The Plasmatics, Viagra Boys, Amyl and the Sniffers and Nick Cave, to name a few. Woof!

Crank it up and pull the tab, or Weezy gonna chew your ankles.

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Saturday, February 6, 2021

SCOTTSO Spins Covers and Other Strangers on KLW

Retro SCOTTSO at ease in his study; breaks out spiritual catalysts for today's program.

A splash of amber inspiration is all it takes. KLW's legendary gravelly voiced toast master gets in the groove. He's dealing meticulous segues and spinning astonishing, must-hear cover songs on today's broadcast, titled: Covers and Other Strangers.

Surely, Retro SCOTTSO's got your weekend covered. Send requests to: -retro.scottso@aol.com-

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Thursday, January 28, 2021

Radio WASTED Rates a Blue Plate Special

Dave WASTED living the dream!

Spend your weekend with this guy. Plan on staying for brunch. Look who's gulping Bloody Marys ... it's The Krays, The Adverts, Butthole Surfers, DKs, The Stooges, Dinosaur Jr., Testors and Beechwood! And more...Scotch Eggs and four Excedrin, please, KLW's Blue Plate Special.   

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Saturday, January 16, 2021

Retro SCOTTSO's Thunder Rocks Down Under

KLW's Retro SCOTTSO, now heard worldwide, even in Kookaburra.

Retro SCOTTSO is now heard loud and clear in Australia! Thanks to KLW's Chief Engineer Sid Walker and Transmitter Specialist Chad Burger, the dead-jay's croaky gravitas now dominates the Aussie soundscape, even drowning out high decibel mating calls of the Common Bushtail Possum, formerly the most prominent ear-sore heard across Oceania. 

This week, Retro SCOTTSO lays down another spectacular triple-plus segment celebrating the station's penetration into Aussieland, "Thunder From Down Under." If three perfect cuts in a row is good, more should be better. So line 'em up, you old innkeeper of the airwaves! Cheers big ears, mate!

Retro SCOTTSO fan clubs are sprouting up in towns all over Oz reporting excellent signal strength and quality; but most gratifyingly, an appreciation for the depth (6 feet) of musical perspective only Retro SCOTTSO can provide.

Click the SoundCloud player above to listen and be impressed!

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Saturday, January 9, 2021

Doc POO's NSFW, So Why Work?

Dr. POO outside his old West Side sailor's haunt.

A hooded figure paddles up the Gowanus Canal,* shrouded by fog. His carbon fiber stealth-canoe creaks and strains under its dense cargo, barely afloat. The tiny boat's draft is indistinguishable from the viscous Superfund site's glossy surface. Movement is slow, no faster than clusters of sewage bobbing in unison as Doctor POO stoically navigates the lumpy green waterway. Repulsed but undaunted, Dr. P prudently shepherds his booty -- hundreds of records and CDs -- directly to KLW's wharf at Signal Hill Brooklyn.

That's right...legendary Creamy Fist magazine Editor/Publisher Dr. POO has just done for New York's polluted airwaves what chemical plants and solid waste have done to the Gowanus waterway. Made it worse! 

Hear The Dr. POO Show exclusively on the KILLERWATT. Click the SoundCloudplayer above!

*"The only body of water that is ninety percent guns," Johnathan Lethem, "Motherless Brooklyn," (Doubleday, 1999.)

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