SCOTTSO Spins Covers and Other Strangers on KLW

Retro SCOTTSO at ease in his study; breaks out spiritual catalysts for today's program.

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A splash of amber inspiration is all it takes. KLW's legendary gravelly voiced toast master gets in the groove. He's dealing meticulous segues and spinning astonishing, must-hear cover songs on today's broadcast, titled: Covers and Other Strangers.

Surely, Retro SCOTTSO's got your weekend covered. Send requests to: -retro.scottso@aol.com-

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Radio WASTED Rates a Blue Plate Special

Dave WASTED living the dream!

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Spend your weekend with this guy. Plan on staying for brunch. Look who's gulping Bloody Marys ... it's The Krays, The Adverts, Butthole Surfers, DKs, The Stooges, Dinosaur Jr., Testors and Beechwood! And more...Scotch Eggs and four Excedrin, please, KLW's Blue Plate Special.   

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Retro SCOTTSO's Thunder Rocks Down Under

KLW's Retro SCOTTSO, now heard worldwide, even in Kookaburra.

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Retro SCOTTSO is now heard loud and clear in Australia! Thanks to KLW's Chief Engineer Sid Walker and Transmitter Specialist Chad Burger, the dead-jay's croaky gravitas now dominates the Aussie soundscape, even drowning out high decibel mating calls of the Common Bushtail Possum, formerly the most prominent ear-sore heard across Oceania. 

This week, Retro SCOTTSO lays down another spectacular triple-plus segment celebrating the station's penetration into Aussieland, "Thunder From Down Under." If three perfect cuts in a row is good, more should be better. So line 'em up, you old innkeeper of the airwaves! Cheers big ears, mate!

Retro SCOTTSO fan clubs are sprouting up in towns all over Oz reporting excellent signal strength and quality; but most gratifyingly, an appreciation for the depth (6 feet) of musical perspective only Retro SCOTTSO can provide.

Click the SoundCloud player above to listen and be impressed!

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Doc POO's NSFW, So Why Work?

Dr. POO outside his old West Side sailor's haunt.

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A hooded figure paddles up the Gowanus Canal,* shrouded by fog. His carbon fiber stealth-canoe creaks and strains under its dense cargo, barely afloat. The tiny boat's draft is indistinguishable from the viscous Superfund site's glossy surface. Movement is slow, no faster than clusters of sewage bobbing in unison as Doctor POO stoically navigates the lumpy green waterway. Repulsed but undaunted, Dr. P prudently shepherds his booty -- hundreds of records and CDs -- directly to KLW's wharf at Signal Hill Brooklyn.

That's right...legendary Creamy Fist magazine Editor/Publisher Dr. POO has just done for New York's polluted airwaves what chemical plants and solid waste have done to the Gowanus waterway. Made it worse! 

Hear The Dr. POO Show exclusively on the KILLERWATT. Click the SoundCloudplayer above!

*"The only body of water that is ninety percent guns," Johnathan Lethem, "Motherless Brooklyn," (Doubleday, 1999.)

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Roll Your Tongue, Then Gimme Some Plastic Love

Seiko Oomori feels the chip inside her body.

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Vin CYCLONE's Tokyo Triple serves three or more Japanese platters like a meal at a tachigui standing-restaurant in Japan. You get what you came for. When you're done, you got a head start out the door. 

This week's Tokyo Triple features a brand new release from cutting-edge idol, Seiko Oomori, who says, "I'm falling so fast into the night, I want to feel all your shame...." Hear that, Otoku? There's hope! 

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All the artists, in order of appearance:

Thee Michelle Gun Elephant (TMGE)

Rosso

BAND-MAID

Seiko Oomori

 

Mariya Takeuchi

The Tokyo Triple is a feature of Vin CYCLONE's POWER HOUR on the KILLERWATT. 

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Retro SCOTTSO Thaws Frostbitten Cockles

Smokes 'n' scotch 'n' snow. And KLW. Your holiday nights need not be silent.

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Christmas Eve, by the fire. But the night's not gonna be so silent. Drag out your vintage 1989 JVC RC-M90 boombox. Merrily pop-in the required 37 D cells. Flick the switch then top off your whisky tumbler. Crank it up. Retro SCOTTSO is your kinda Santa. Here's to us!

The show features a new flick review from KLW's time traveling reviewer, Mike Ford. Tonight, Mike barely escapes the clutches of Times Square's crazy preacher lady by ducking into the Automat, selecting a sando, then sneaking in the Loews through the out door to screen Dog Day Afternoon.

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CYCLONE's Stash Satisfies Guilty Pleasures

KLW night-time disc jockey Vin CYCLONE trips while taking a selfie in front of the KILLERWATT's auxiliary transmitter site in Alpine New Jersey. in 2011. He was preparing to climb the tower to install a backup antenna system, however he stubbed his toe while taking the photo. KLW Engineer Chad Burger eventually made the climb.

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The Power Hour satisfies seventy seven guilty pleasures per listener hour, according to recent Nielsen Audio (formerly Arbitron) ratings statistics. No wonder. Vin CYCLONE's cache of physical musical ear candy packs the penthouse loft of Tokyo's Mori Tower solid. Sure, it would digitize nicely onto a thumb drive, but you need something to impress the kids. Every single wee-hour coffee break, night-time disc jockey CYCLONE browses the stash and instinctively grabs something that makes the next segue super brill. He prefers to call his musical selection process "destiny," rather than attributing it to forethought and sober planning.

A brand new Tokyo Triple features prominently in tonight's broadcast. Featured artists include: Thee Michelle Gun Elephant, ROSSO, BAND-MAID, Seiko Oomori, and Mariya Takeuchi. A musical gourmand could only say, "Itedakimasu!"

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